10. You come home before 6:00 pm and you overhear your children asking, ‘Who’s that in the foyer?’

9. You can’t find the words for that thing that you want to do...with the stuff

8. You know there is money out there, because lots of other people have yours

7. You think grammar is married to grandpa

6. You look forward to rush hour so you can relax outside the office

5. You are beginning to believe that customers are as tough to find as Bigfoot

4. You keep offering black pens to your accountants but they insist the red ones are fine

3. You think a sales pitch is a yachting term

2. You are surprised that you know a yachting term

1. You are running a successful business